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Friday, February 15, 2008

Chp 164. Happy Valentine’s Porn

Ah. The proverbial question that has been asked a zillion times to the ladies: “Why oh why for the love of God did you ever allow him to take a picture?”

But hardly do those same people ask the guys: “Why did you take the picture?” for it is a known fact that most guys like to keep “trophies”. As if it is a given that every guy is bound to take such a snap or video of their sexcapade. Hence everything comes down to the girl – the blame, the fault, the sin.

What am I talking about? Oh yes. I am talking about the latest sex scandal to hit the cyber village. Edison Chen.


Ah. Edison Chen. I remember him so well from Infernal Affairs, part 1, 2 and 3, and also as the reporter Eason who helps out Aubrey in one of my all-time favorite horror flicks “The Grudge 2”. I haven’t seen much of his movies other than that, except for a brief cameo role as a waiter in “The Medallion” (featuring my Idol Jackie Chan) and “Vampire Effect” (also known as “The Twins Effect”) again with good ‘ol Jackie.

Some time ago, our Hong Kong based actor/pop-icon went to a computer repair shop and that is how the pictures in his hard-drive supposedly leaked. And oh my, what pictures! The Paris Hilton – Pamela Anderson scandals are nothing compared to the magnitude of this current scandal.

Some of the women said to be involved in this scandal are Gillian Chung, Cecilia Cheung, Mandy Chen, Bobo Chan, Vincy Yeung, Maggie Q, Rachel Ngan, Candice Shan etc including many women whose identity are still not known.

I have copied this table with the code (minus the links) directly from Wikipedia:

Person InvolvedNames per sourcePhoto count as of
TraditionalSimplified10 Feb 2008
Gillian Chung Yan-tung鍾欣桐钟欣桐104
Bobo Chan Man-woon陳文媛陈文媛116
Cecilia Cheung Pak-chi張栢芝张柏芝143
Rachel Ngan Wing-sze顏穎思颜颖思11
Mandy Chen Yu-ju陳育嬬陈育嬬40
Candice Chan Si-wai陳思慧陈思慧48
Vincy Yeung Wing-ching楊永晴杨永晴3
Total465


That is the sheer magnitude of this scandal. Even though HK police so far have nabbed 9 people said to be responsible for this leak, the main person behind all this, known only by his code name: KIRA, is still running loose and challenging the cops to catch him and promising the netizens that more pictures will be uploaded later. He boasts of having more than 1500 pictures of Edison’s past sexcapades and that many other celebrities are involved.



2 years ago, I blogged about how I got the latest Chinese blockbuster “
The Promise” from a friend, which turned out to be in Chinese with Chinese subtitles, and how I still watched the movie, making up my own story as the movie proceeded [Read my post here]. Well, the absolutely charming princess in that movie is Cecilia Cheung, one of the many girls involved in this scandal. And the one lesson we can learn from this scandal is, if you are going to get involved in such a scandal anyway, make sure you don’t have any unique or distinguished tattoos

For most of the girls, they can still claim that the photos have been photoshopped or paintshop-proed (for those like father_sphinx who prefer PaintShop Pro over Photoshop!). But for those with outstanding tattoos or other clearly visible body marks, I pity you all. Poor Cecilia Cheung got no excuse.


Gillian Chung is more famous as a singer than an actress. She is a member of the popular Cantopop girl group “Twins” with Charlene Choi. The two of them even acted in the HK blockbuster (mentioned above) “The Twins Effect” alongside Edison Chen, Jackie Chan and Jaycee Chan (Jackie’s son). Other than that, I haven’t seen any of her other movies.

The photo scandals are easily available everywhere on the net. You won’t find the links here as I am not going to download them, because of three very good reasons:

First of all, other than Edison Chen, Cecilia Cheung and Gillian Chung, I haven’t heard of any of the other people involved. They may be really big names in Asia Pacific, but for me, watching their porn would be just like watching any other random porn – It makes no difference to me. No offence intended to all their fans down there.


Secondly, the involvement of the person I know the most and whom I am absolutely crazy about, Maggie Q, is doubtful, after confirmation that Maggie Q’s naked pictures are either fake or they are from an Advertising agency and rumors are now flying around that she is not even a part of this scandal. Phew! (When I first heard the news about her "involvement", I screamed out... No! Not Maggie! Nooooooooooo!!!)


Third and the most important reason of all, my Blog guru My Digital Life issued out a warning to all his ardent followers (people like me) to be careful when visiting sites that offer pictures of this scandal as there is a virus called Trojan.Win32.Obfuscated.gx attached to such websites. And just when I am recovering from a serious Win32.Brontok.q attack for almost a week, taking such a chance as opening a window for Obfuscated.gx to attack my system is out of the question! Hell no, I don’t want my “Folder Options” and “Task Manager” to disappear again!

Eventually it is a sad situation that people time and again make the mistake of capturing their intimate moments on camera. No matter how foolish it is, it still happens. Hence one extremely wise advice would be to never leave a camera/camcorder lying around in the bedroom. Or the kitchen table.

My scandalous pictures leaked once too! It was taken many years ago when I was still foolish. One night I was with a couple of female friends and I got so wasted from alcohol that I passed out. The next morning, I woke up with make-up and lipstick all over my face. I shrugged it off and went home. Later that day, my good friend and fellow blogger Sundancer released those pictures on the net! It was worse than I feared. My face was not only heavily padded with make-up, those malevolent girls dressed me up and placed their sexy lacy lingerie at “strategic locations” on my body. Grrrrrr.

But then, we all laughed it off. It was all in good fun and no damage was done.

But for those with a more serious scandal, it takes years for the scar to heal. Especially in a small community like our Mizo community. God knows how many such scandals are being transferred from one computer to the other computer in Mizoram right now. Till now, people still talk about the LDP scandal even though she has moved on and married another guy. Or the SDO “nupa” scandal which was of a gargantuan embarrassment to the couple involved even though they are married. The recent Ruati Tonsing scandal too created quite a stir in our Mizo online community. Miss Tonsing explained that her videos were recorded by her German ex-husband who posted it just to take revenge. Sad. The last I heard from Miss Tonsing, she said she still has nightmares and wished me a happy new year. Take care of yourself, Miss Tonsing.

The after-effect of any such scandal is tragic… Suicides, suicide attempts, break-ups, divorces, sackings, etc. Edison is kicked out of his latest movie project “Jump” which is produced by Columbia Pictures and Stephen Chow. I don’t even want to mention or imagine what all those women involved in this scandal are going through, especially with their boyfriends or husbands. Sheesh.

My girlfriend joked: “What would you do if I was one of the girls included in that scandal?” I didn’t laugh So I looked at her and replied, “what would you do if I was the guy taking all those pictures with them?” She didn’t answer me either

25 comments:

Lal said...

Not Maggie Q! Please please. :-))

O_o so you are into Maggie Q too huh!? Stand behind!

J@n!ce said...

Thanks for visiting me today.

I had a good laugh at what happened to you that day when you were drunk & your friends make fun of you.

I bet that was a lesson learnt for you.

Take Care, my friend :)

illusionaire said...

@ Lal: I was way infront of you before you were even born :-)

@ Janice: Ah, yes, a very good lesson learnt from that scandal of mine *GRIN* Thanx for the visit.

Tharax said...

@illusionaire: tharax-ah i lo leng lut a a lawmawm e. Thil pakhat ka zawt ang che ka tia ka theihnghilh leh thin a. Hman deuh atang khan Mizo blog directory kha ka blog atangin link siam ka tum a ka ti fuh thei der lo mai a, tum chu kan tum leh ang a. Eng nge thurawn deuh te i lo nei lo maw?

Almost Unreal said...

He is not my type...wonder how he manage to get all the girls...may be he made them up..eh!..am nwver attracted to very-lean-foundation-used-faced kind of guy..hehehe

luke jh said...

Maggie Q chhelo reuh (i seen her only from ur pic post) never even heard abt her before.. stupid me..

Philo said...

On a totally different tangent, I see Arsenal has taken quite a good lead in the EPL. Love your scandalous reportage.

illusionaire said...

@ Tharax: Link tawp mai tur a lawm blog directory address kha. Picture link dan i thiam em?

@ almost: As if! :-P

@ luke: She's acted in MI-3, Die Hard-4, Balls of Fury, and the bad girl in Jackie's "Around the world in 80 days". Villain roles suit her better, thats why I didn't like "Balls of Fury" that much :) I'm sure you've seen those movies.

@ Philo: Good lead at EPL, but last night we just got trashed at FA Cup. hehe. Played without 9 of our main players with no substitute option as everybody's injured. I haven't heard of most of the guys who played last night! Either they were all too young or too old. But it was expected.

Tharax said...

@illusionaire: Ka lawm e. Hun thawl tha deuh ka neih veleh ka lo bei chhin leh dawn nia.

codeAries said...

Linux hmang ho chuan a download theih :P

A tam khawp mai.... :)

Anonymous said...

too bad they're too beautiful to be devastated by the scandal... if only they didn't do that stupid thing...

Edison Chen Sex Scandal

DayDreamBeliever said...

thanks for the visit, boss. All i can say is... how the heck do they do it comfortably with a camera pointed at them?

s.n.m said...

a friend passed me a blog containing all the pictures downloaded from edison chen's mac...u want it? all i can say is that chen's women do love the lollipop!!!

s.n.m said...

hey kima...i dont know if u have seen the actual pics..but there is a blog containg the explicit photos..

Jerusha said...

hehe which reminds me...it's high time for another sandman scandal..have to do something about it :P

Zr-i said...

phewsss! they shudn't have invented the cam :P
lolzzz to the last lines

No Hidden Depths said...

she's HOT!!
As for that pic which Jerusha took, you have to blame superatrr, she had set her photobucket gallery to public :D
Hihi...shall I post the link for that pic? :P

mohammed said...

Hi Kima,

This is Mohammed (Gracias Batch) (Saudi)Been reading your blogs, keep up the good work, Kima i think it would be really good if you could write about Obama, Finally Martin Luther Kings dream is coming true.

illusionaire said...

@ Tharax: Any time :) A hautak lo chuti em em chuan. Step-by-step in instructions ka lo pe ang che i hman hunah.

@ codearies: Nia, Bena (misual.com) pawn tiang ang virus in min affect lo a rawn ti pung pung mai, peih dan ka zawt a :) Linuz hmang ve daih dawn emawni le awwww.

@ anonymous: Too bad indeed. Now comes the uncomfortable question of whether their current love is strong enough to withstand this...

@ daydreambeliever: Maybe you should try it out once to see if you are really comfortable or not :-) lolz. Rinlohtakin a lo "comfortable" viau maithei a sin. Hahaha.

illusionaire said...

@ sonam: lolz brother! hehehe. Well, I have seen some of the blogs you mentioned. They are all over the net. I have seen such links at many websites to rapidshare, megaupload etc. Like I have mentioned, I don't care. Am not interested in downloading, especially with the warning about the virus.

@ jerusha: Those days are looooong gone my dear. You will never get an opportunity to do that again. And beware, I am still looking forward to have my vengeance. Hehehe.... I will hit when you least expect it.

@ zr-i: The cam has has its advantages and disadvantage :) And about the last line, what would your answer be? :)

@ no hidden depths: I have incriminating photos of superstar too, so she will not set those photos to public again as she is scared about me publishing her snaps. lolx.

@ mohammed: Yo!!!! Thanx for the visit dude. Nice of you to still remember me. Hahaha. Damn, I really miss our crazy litle "Gracias" batch.

About Obama, well, I don't have that much insight to the US Presidential Race but I do read everything about it on the news as I find them mighty interesting. Yes, I guess Martin Luther King's "dream" is really going to come true :)

Anonymous said...

This blog is quit nice!Can someone say something about the girl named Lalruatliani Tonsing? Is she still in Shillong?What is happen with her?I her husband!We are still married yet!I realy like to know about her!If You like to know about her and my story than blog a question here in this point! I have no hiding or else!We are married yet already since 16 month!She was running away from me after only 5 month.Its nice,is it??I have not at all put the movie in the web!I not at all stupid.I feel also ashamed regarding it!So,if anyone knows more about my still wife Lalruatliani Tonsing then please give me a link!!

jothiek said...

What the...!! Anonymous-a comment chuh mak thei ngai ve aw!! Nge hei hih a thudik ami? A pasal ah? *confused*

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