Chp 385. Happy New Year!

So this is my last post for the year 2011, and I just realized, I’ve been quite a consistent blogger for the past 7 years. In fact, from 2005, I’ve posted 381 posts, average of which is 55, which is also the exact number of posts I’ve written this year!

I hope all of you had a memorable Christmas, and here’s wishing you all an absofreakinglutely awesome New Year. Cheers!

By the way, here’s a New Year present I’m sure all the ladies will love!

I’m a head massage addict. Whenever I get a haircut, I always finish it with a massage. Always. To me, getting a haircut without a head massage is like… eating shawarma without the pickle, or spending a Friday without listening to Rebecca Black’s “Friday” :D

Many haircutting saloons salons now have what I call the “Hand Vibrator”. It’s a piece of electrical contraption that easily fits in one’s hand. You just have to attach the other end to a power supply, turn it on and… oooohhhh…. ahhhhhhh….

After a good round of hand massage, the barber/hairstylist puts on this device and gives my head another round of awesome massage.





Women are soooo going to love thisssss! Guys, make sure you get one for your girl (or wife).

Just imagine you attaching this to your hand and switching on the power supply. Your whole hand becomes one powerful vibrating Weapon of Mass Seduction.

Everywhere you move your hand, she’ll squirm in sheer ecstasy. Even if she screams, “STOP!!!”, know that she merely means “Don’t stop… keep going… faster.. FASTER!!!”. Wave of endless satisfaction after satisfaction. Transport her to a place she’s never been before as you move your throbbing pulsating hand all over her… feet. Her tired and weary feet. That are badly in need of a massage. Because she’s tired from walking at every Mall and street-side shop, doing her Christmas and New Year shopping. Her feet really deserve that awesome massage.

Hope you weren’t thinking of anything else. I did say Weapon of Mass Seduction, not Weapon of Mass Reproduction.

So try to get your hands on this one. It will come in handy one day… lolz, sorry for the bad pun, but hey, it’s my last post this year! Happy New Year once again, y’all.