Ever experience that moment when you suddenly zonk out while remaining conscious? You’re just standing or sitting still, lost in your own world but at the same time not thinking about anything in particular, just staring at something and not hearing a thing that your friends are telling you?
It’s as if time suddenly came to a brute halt and everything is stuck in some kinda limbo or warp zone...
…only to be broken by her screaming, “Why the hell did you suddenly stop? Continue or get off me!”
Just kidding... :P
But yeah, sometimes when you’re in that inanimate mental state, it is really embarrassing when you suddenly snap out of your blackout only to realize you have been staring at some woman’s breast, and that poor uncomfortable woman is giving you the “You dirty pervert” looks.
And then you try to mentally communicate with her, “I swear I wasn’t staring at your… I mean my eyes might have been looking there, but I didn’t notice anything!!!” which only seems to make the situation worse.
But hey, at least that is better than snapping out to realize you have been staring at some dude’s crotch…
…and that guy grins at you and changes his seat to move right next to you…
:)
This zonking out can happen to you while you’re in the middle of anything, and you’ll forget what you were initially doing once you come out of your trance. I’m just sitting in office writing this post to update my blog and…
…I think I’ll order pizza. I’m kinda hungry, all of a sudden.
It’s as if time suddenly came to a brute halt and everything is stuck in some kinda limbo or warp zone...
…only to be broken by her screaming, “Why the hell did you suddenly stop? Continue or get off me!”
Just kidding... :P
But yeah, sometimes when you’re in that inanimate mental state, it is really embarrassing when you suddenly snap out of your blackout only to realize you have been staring at some woman’s breast, and that poor uncomfortable woman is giving you the “You dirty pervert” looks.
And then you try to mentally communicate with her, “I swear I wasn’t staring at your… I mean my eyes might have been looking there, but I didn’t notice anything!!!” which only seems to make the situation worse.
But hey, at least that is better than snapping out to realize you have been staring at some dude’s crotch…
…and that guy grins at you and changes his seat to move right next to you…
:)
This zonking out can happen to you while you’re in the middle of anything, and you’ll forget what you were initially doing once you come out of your trance. I’m just sitting in office writing this post to update my blog and…
…I think I’ll order pizza. I’m kinda hungry, all of a sudden.
me first?! :D
ReplyDeleteWah!!
The first always happens, you know - I am lost in my own world, but not thinking about anything in particular!!
I have never zonked out while doing important stuff!! ;)
And I have never stared at another woman's chest or a man's "you-know"
while getting lost in my own world!! :P :D
I have had bad experiences because I zonk out when someone keeps talking and I get bored, so I simply nod along and I get stuck if they ask an insightful question on what they were talking about!! :P
I zonk out at these boring parties I am forced to attend! :D
LOL!
loved your post!! :D
lolz... well I'm just saying I don't stare at those places and then zonk out. I'm just saying I zonk out without realizing I'm staring at those places :D
ReplyDeleteI used to zonk out a lot back in college during classes :D
Its true. . I've felt it. . Made me laugh a lot .nice post
ReplyDeleteLOL!! I realised that! ;)
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of pizza did you order?!
I have this sudden craving for pizza now!!
I duh lohnaah chuan i thicnhhe phianin ka ring :D
ReplyDeleteHehehehe! The Empty mind is something most sages and monks dedicate their whole lives for but all we need is a boring powerpoint presentation, a boring lecture, or the things you mentioned to achieve that! :D :D
ReplyDeleteMe thinks someone's been hitting the bottle a bit hard :P
ReplyDeleteWait....did someone say pizza?
staring....staring...at...comment box...must...prove...am..not...a...robot...by..typing...gyclati....chome...typing...
ReplyDelete@ Peter: hehe... thanx :)
ReplyDelete@ Pixie: haha... my favorite is "Meat Feast" from Joey's, the best pork Pizza in India :D In fact I'm gonna order one again today :)
@ H.Vangchhia: lolzzz where did that come from? :D
@ Claytonia: hahahahaa... eggjactly, my brother. One minute of that and we're in Zonksville :)
@ Deedee: See, I know what would get your attention! :D
@ Kuku: I'm glad you managed to complete your comment. In fact, I've always wanted to tell you that...
...yay, pizza's arrived! :)
reminds me of that Beans character in Rango who would "zonk out" or freeze suddenly for a few seconds. I don't zonk out exactly, but would often read books/listen to songs/watch movie without comprehending anything. And of course there's the old "step into a room and forget what you are about to do" thing.
ReplyDeleteI'm so zonking out right now to even comment hahaha!!
ReplyDelete:D enjoyed the post and totally cracked in the "..that guy grins at you and changes his seat to move right next to you…" part haha. not that i've experienced it but i can imagine lol!
ReplyDelete:D enjoyed the post and totally cracked in the "..that guy grins at you and changes his seat to move right next to you…" part haha. not that i've experienced it but i can imagine lol
ReplyDeleteSo did you continue or get off? lol nice one made me laugh, coz i have a lot of it.
ReplyDelete@ Aduhi: lolz I love that character from Rango! There's also the "Open a fridge and forgot what I was trying to get" syndrome too :D
ReplyDelete@ Ma-i Mizo: haha, I am zonking out as I am replying to your zonked out comment :D
@ Anonymous: lolz, yeah it is a really awkward moment :D
@ zakk_kima: Manged to get off just now only, lolz :D