Chp 747. Mizos and Feet

My dream start to a fantastic 2019 is to sit by the shores of an idyllic beach and sip on Mai Tai while watching the sun rise, as a beautiful Polynesian lady gently gives me the best foot massage of a lifetime :)

Ahh… It's never going to happen, but at least I dare to dream about it :)

I really love a good 'ol foot massage. Sometimes, I think I love it even more than a body massage. It is such a stress relieving factor after a hard day at work (or at the shopping mall).

And speaking of feet, I know how much our Mizo community is obsessed about foot hygiene. Among my Mizo circle of friends, it is sacrilegious to have dirty feet or cracked heels or God forbid, dirty toenails. :D

That is why a lot of my Mizo friends don't like coming over to my pad much because I walk barefooted in my apartment, and it kinda makes them uncomfortable to remove their shoes. Of course I always insist they don't have to remove their shoes, but when the host himself is walking around wearing nothing, I mean, without any shoes or slippers (stop picturing me naked), they feel bad not to follow suit.

Here's the thing about our Mizo community - If you're meeting a Mizo girl for the first time, the first thing she'll do is look at your shoes to see if they are clean. She'll judge you by how clean you maintain your shoes. And if you are wearing sandals, she'll study your feet to see if your toenails are clipped and kept clean etc. That is the first impression you'll make :)

Once she is satisfied with your feet situation, then only will she move on to other lesser important features like your face, your character, your vices, your humor, your maturity and your responsibility to act as a fatherly figure and provider for a future family setup. :) :) :)

That was the only reason why my friend TBC Vaiva managed to find a wife. He has really clean feet.

:D

You gotta admit though, a flawless clean feet is sooo sexy and such a turn-on, but before I start delving into the kingdom of foot fetish, the point I'm trying to make here is to take good care of your feet :)

And so, last week I went and treated myself to a nice Pedicure session at Cologne Spa & Salon here in KP :)

Just a walking distance from my apartment, this spa is located at a very quiet part of KP. I love this spa because a lot of my friends work here and it is one of those few spas where no shady business takes place, if you know what I mean. Everything is clean and professional here.

My dear friend Rini who works here hadn't come back from Mizoram yet, and so I set up an appointment with Rosy, another friend of mine. Only my close friends are touching these feet of mine :P

Ahhh what pure bliss.

It was the perfect lazy Saturday afternoon to pamper myself. The scrubbing, the filing, the smooth gentle rubbing and the cleansing brought me one step closer to nirvana. The weather was also just perfect, with cool gust of wind blowing across my face as relaxing ambient music softly filled the evergreen lawn.

I ordered a healthy detox drink made from various vegetables and herbs, making me feel rejuvenated like I was just born yesterday.

The place also served sushi and other delicious snacks. I love what they had written on the menu board below -

"Our Sushi rolls are of the same size regardless of how cold it is outside". ROFL! :D

After a splendid and much enjoyable foot therapy session, I decided to continue pampering myself and went to "Effingut" next door for lunch. Yeah it was a date with myself because nobody wanted to go out with me, but as the popular saying goes, "Instead of considering how other people treat you, treat yourself well first", and so I decided to treat myself to an awesome Caesar Salad :)

Yummy indeed. I followed it up with a scrumptious Mac n Cheese Bacon main course served on a steaming hot skillet and it was Heavenly!

And of course, being at "Effingut", it would be a waste not to try out their micro-brewed craft beers, and so I went for the "samples of the day".

Yeah it was hard trying to take a selfie of yourself fake-sampling the various beer! :D

In an alternate world, this would have been such a picture perfect moment of your better-half taking your picture and giggling with no holds barred, but in reality, being the loneliest Mizo bachelor in Pune, this was just another solo journey as usual.

I did select my beer, but I really can't remember which one I had selected now :D I am sure it was one of the stouts…

As I sat there sipping on my beer, a part of me couldn't help fantasizing on an imaginary date, and so I drew this beautiful girl on my phone using PicArt app…

:D

Ah… jobless indeed. Well, at least she won't be breaking my heart...

Anyway, at the end of it all, it was really nice to have such a wonderful moment at the spa and a clean pedicured feet :D

Not that I am saying I hope Mizo single women will now consider me to be a little bit more eligible, but yeah, this is me, with very very clean feet, standing at your doorstep asking if you'd like to spend the rest of the evening with me listening to Kimkima's "i zun ngaih lunglen vangin" on loop as we sip on Mai Tai's by an idyllic beach while watching the sun set in the distant horizon together… :)

Cheers for now everyone. Have a great weekend.