Too much misery and sadness recently. We need to cheer up.
[Image source: Mumbai Mirror December 1 2008 - Pg 25]
Oh the new low he can go to
Just when you think he’s done it all.
New tricks and guile he can do
Like using his hands to slam in the ball!
Oh the entertainment he brings
Truly gifted quick feet and such a pace.
Maybe not an entertainer who sings
But when it comes to acting, he’s a real ace!
Oh his infamous twinkle l’il toes
The speed of the game his feet truly enhance.
With fancy footwork there he goes…
Do remind him this aint "So you think you can dance".
I do kinda admit, he is cool.
A lot of fine young ladies he enthralls
But pray, tell him to be careful
Because I just shake my TV and there he falls!
Chances of being fined is slim
But will this make the FA re-think?
Nah they will never touch him
After all, all he has to do is just wink.
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Funny is reading Alex Ferguson coming to Ronaldo’s defense.
goal.com
- "I've watched it again and he's trying to protect the ball hitting his face."
- "He also thought he heard the whistle."
- "It's not as if he's thrown a hand at the ball to deflect it away or punch it towards goal, it simply hit his hands."
- "If it had been outside the box, the referee would just have given a free-kick, nothing else. The crowd played their part of course and he got sent off."
errrr… soooo many excuses! I guess they all happened at the same time.
He should have also added that witchdoctors in Timbuktu were casting a black spell over him while at the same time terrorists among the spectators threw a penny at him to protest about illegal seal hunting hence making him handle the ball! I mean, as long as we’re on an excuse roll here, he should have continued with the flow. You won’t find an opportunity like this again For this particular post, I will not write much. Let my pictures do all the talking
[credits given to original image sources]Maybe Ronaldo needs to find a new career, as he clearly has non-football related skills. How would he fare in other sports?
Volleyball? Maybe!
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Basketball too!!!
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He wouldn’t fare badly in water polo either.
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Actually, come to think about it, basketball may not be a great idea after all…
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Cheers, and Flame on!!!
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