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Wednesday, January 06, 2016

Chp 594. Christmas 2015 and New Year feast


Christmas and New Year time is always one of the most joyous moments for Mizos in Mizoram, as the entire community comes out to feast together on these two occasions. It is one of the few bastions that bind us all together as a community.

Christmas and New Year feasts usually take place the next day after 25th December and 31st December, though this depends from denomination to denomination (known as "Kohhran"). For example, the 7th Day Adventists had their Christmas feast on the 25th itself, whereas my Church which is Presbyterian, conducted our Christmas feast on the 26th of December.

And again, even within the same denomination, the dates can differ too. Mission Veng Presbyterian Kohhran conducted their New Year feast on the 1st of Jan this year, whereas my Church, the Chaltlang South Presbyterian Kohhran, conducted our New Year feast on the 2nd since it was a Saturday and many parishioners preferred that convenience. So yeah, dates and timings depend not just on the denomination but on the locality as well.

But whether it is on this date or that day, one thing that is common across all denominations and localities is that, everybody has a lot of fun.

Now when I say "feast", some of my non-Mizo visitors might be thinking the typical feast where you receive an invitation for a special event or function and so you dress up nicely and go to that event to enjoy a succulent display of delicious food and drinks, maybe socialize with a few friends and then go home.

Nah, our Mizo feasts aren’t like that. In our Mizo feasts, or as we call it "ruaitheh", the entire community is of course invited to the event, but the entire community also prepares the food together. THAT is what makes the whole experience of "ruaitheh" so much fun and lively.

Before the ruaitheh starts, the community is divided into different volunteer groups, known as "fatu", usually based on age. Some groups are in charge of the plates and benches, usually assigned to teenagers, while the older and stronger youth are in charge of carrying the extremely heavy pigs and other meat to the venue for preparation. Grown-ups are in charge of the gas and cooking utensils. Older folks cut vegetables and prepare the salad. Womenfolk, apart from continuously making tea and serving it to the other volunteers, are extremely active in making the other dishes too. Some of the older men prepare the rice and meat as it requires a lot of heavy lifting and so on. Even during the actual feast, there are different groups who continuously refill the food counters, wash the dishes, clean the benches for the next batch etc., not to forget the unsung heroes like the group that has to clean up and clear the entire place again once the feast was over, or the "security" volunteers who roam the locality during the feast since most of the people are not at home. A feast would not be possible at all if even one group lags behind on their responsibility.

And that is what makes Christmas and New Year feasts so awesome - That complete bonhomie and closeness of coming together as one giant family.

I also believe this is one of those moments that show how our Mizo society is devoid of any class distinction or discrimination. As mentioned above, during the food preparation, you will actually find doctors, lawyers, business magnates, MPs and MLAs, drivers, electricians, postmen, garbage men, manual labourers, ALL sitting on the same table preparing the food together and cracking jokes and laughing. The same goes when you’re queuing up for food or sitting down to eat. Everybody stands or sits together, no VIP treatment (except of course for the old and handicapped). 

This Christmas and New Year, unfortunately, I didn’t get to take any photos of the "Fatu", but if you want to see what fatu is like in our Chaltlang South Presbyterian Church feast, here is an old blog post of mine back in 2006. Can’t believe it’s been almost 10 years since I took those pics, and still things are pretty much the same. That’s one of the things I love about our culture.

So here are some of the photos I took this time. Click on all pics to enlarge to a new tab.

This year, as always, I waited for my friends at Matea’s house to go to the feast together with. Us bachelors would roam around in pack together.



Of course the big difference this time was, both Tluanga and Matea are now married. Bloody traitors :P

We walked up to the Church compound around 3:30 PM. Naupang (children) had completed standing in line, so it was now time for the Puitling (adults) to stand in line.













The food counter you see below is known as the “ke pali neilo sa ei tan” which means for those people who “don’t eat the meat of animals with four legs”. That means chicken and fish (it can also be duck, prawns etc depending on the organizers. In our case, it was chicken and fish). But as you can see from the number of people around, Mizos clearly prefer pork and beef :)





We stood in line as well…



My friends, just like me, were busy taking pics and selfies… 









Taking more pics of the line in front and behind us…











Some of the younger volunteers were busy resupplying plates and cups…



Hehehe, my sister and brother-in-law along with my cousins standing behind us in the same line… Nick surely is the odd man out at Mizo functions like this. :D



Got a moment to capture this nice selfie while standing in line with Tluanga, Aruati, Matea, and our Church bell-tower in the background.



Almost there now…





Our dear friend Robert who was one of the fatu-leaders, kept a stern lookout everywhere for food counters that might be running low or people not standing in line properly…



Matea and I took one last idiotic selfie together before reaching our food counter.



Volunteers serving us food. Yummm yummm. I really like they way they treat hygiene of utmost importance.





The volunteers also kept a count of how many people were eating at each counter. While our parish, the Chaltlang South Presbyterian Church managed to reach around 1300 to 1700 people, our neighbor the Chaltlang Presbyterian Church had around 2500 - 3000 participants!



And once we were marked, we started digging in on the awesome array of Mizo cuisine lying in front of us.



After this, I didn’t take any more pic of the queue since my hands were full with my plate. We went downstairs where I managed to find a seat with my cousin Hriatpuia and his new wife Fakteii.





So yeah, as you can guess, all my friends and cousins made fun of me because while standing in line, I was standing with Matea and his new wife in front of me, and Tluanga and his new wife behind me, and while eating I was sitting with Hriatpuia and his new wife, hence putting more pressure on me to get married soon too.

After enjoying the ravishing pork and beef dishes, we washed our hands. The "sanitation" disposed our plates and made sure there was always enough water and soap for those feasting.



And then we relaxed as we caught up with old friends and neighbors.


[Pic courtesy: Mazualtea] 

New Year too was pretty much the same again… The usual fatu, the usual food preparation, the usual awesome food, the usual fun and gaiety!











Robert still moving around and calling the shots :)



And here is what I had for New Year. Beef fried curry, Smoked pork boiled with veggies, vawk lu bawl which I don’t know how to translate in English without making it sound gross, spicy chilly chutneys, and of course mouth watering bai.



Here’s hoping everybody else had a grand Christmas and New Year feast as well.

Cheers!

Friday, December 18, 2015

Chp 592. Acid Trip


So this will be my last blog update from Pune, as tomorrow I'll be on my way to Mizoram for my Christmas and New Year vacation!!! Woohoooo! :)

And I love the timing of this post, as this is my 50th blog update of the year, hence staying true to my promise of blogging at least 50 times a year. I may be physically lazy, but at least I know I got the writing department covered :D :P

Now this is going to be the first time I'm gonna travel back to Mizoram AFTER Prohibition had been lifted! So yeah, I'm curious and at the same time excited to know how life is like in Mizoram, now that alcohol is finally legal. I'm already experiencing the change now itself, as this time, none of my friends or relatives called me up and asked me to bring home a bottle or two for them. *phewww* :D :P

This trip is definitely going to be light on the luggage :)

Speaking of trips, here is a short comic strip I made, entitled "The Acid Trip".

Hope you like it :D :P



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Yeah, Mizos will get the context on this corny joke :)

"Acid" is quite popular in our community, especially among kids. It is not that hallucinogenic recreational drug - The "acid" we get at home is freely available everywhere. It is sold in tiny packets and even comes in different flavours, mixed with different spices and chillis. We lick them slowly or mix them with water, or eat them with lime etc and it tastes so amazing. 

It's kinda like that moment during your school's Chemistry Lab exam where you forgot what test must be conducted on the given sample and so in order to avoid losing marks, you took the extreme step of tasting the chemical compound with the tip of your tongue to find out if it's an Acid or Base. Ok I swear I never used to do that *whistles past by innocently*

Till now, I don't think I have met any other community or people from other places who likes "drinking acid"... Thinking about it, isn't it supposed to be unhealthy maybe? Yet we love it. Of course being acidic is just the property of having a pH value less than 7. Remember the "Litmus test" back in school? The sour lime we eat or drink, the roadside nimbu paani stall, "hatkora" juice, vinegar, coffee, wine made from sour grapes, carbonated drinks like pepsi coke, all dairy products, the "soda" that we add to our "Mizo bai" etc are all acidic in nature.

Maybe this is one of the things I'll do in my upcoming trip back home - Talk to my cousins and friends who are in the medical field and find out what exactly are the ingredients in those "acid packets" we get in the market, how is it manufactured, and what are their effects on the human body.

Mizohican on an acid mission. :P

So until then, a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you all in advance in case I can't update my blog from home. Cheers everyone! :)



Thursday, December 17, 2015

Chp 591. Split-screen dream comes true


For the past couple of years, as a football Premier League fan, perhaps one of the most exciting times during the entire season is that LAST match of the season when there is still no clear cut winner. Of course this doesn't happen very often, but when it does happen, trust me, it is one of the best adrenalin rushes of the season!

For example, how many of you still remember the 2011-2012 season end? :D I'm sure Manchester United fans will never forget that moment :) As the last round of the season started, ManUtd and ManCity were tied with the same points at the top of the table. While ManUtd was winning their last match against Sunderland 1-0, ManCity was trailing 2-1 against QPR at Full Time! Though Arsenal too won their last match against West Brom that night, we were coming in third anyway, so my sms and WhatsApp messages were flooded with abuses and taunts from ManUtd fans flaunting their "newly achieved" title.

"We're always better than you Arse Anal!!!!"

"Haha pathetic Arsenal, we are the champions of this season!!!"

"Manchester United hi Pathian team a ni, Archhenal ho chu meidil ah in tla vek dawn".

"Beckham a pet goal mawi zia kha in lo hmu em?"

But then suddenly, in that very short remaining Extra Time, while my ManUtd friends were celebrating and downing shots like there's no tomorrow, ManCity went on to score twice to win their match! And so, with a higher "Goal Difference", ManCity clinched the title away from ManUtd in the very last minute!

I replied to all my friends who spammed me that night, trying to educate some of them that Beckham no longer plays for ManUtd, but they had already switched their phones off or blocked me by then. Dayymmm...

Anyway, what I want to talk about in this post is not about football fandom or rivalry, but the way we watched those matches. Since all the matches were taking place at the same time, we had to keep switching between different channels, or wait for the commentator to mention a goal being scored in the other matches. It was then that I wished I had multiple TVs or at least be in a Sports Bar with multiple screens...

But now, I have finally achieved one of my greatest wishes! To be able to watch multiple matches in one screen. Two weeks ago, Arsenal vs Sunderland, ManUtd vs WHU, Spurs vs WBA and Liverpool vs Swansea were taking place at the same time. And so, with my newly acquired broadband connection at home connected to my 32" TV that I'm using as a monitor, I was able to screen all four live matches at the same time!

Oh mannn what an experience indeed!



And as a reclusive and introvert bachelor living alone, I find this setup to be the most perfect and coziest way to spend a Saturday night. Great streaming speed on all four screens, along with great sound on my 5.1 surround sound home-theatre setup, and a glass of Rum+Coke just to set the mood right.


Of course I could use only one sound source and mute the other three because otherwise it would sound like I was watching a match with an Arabic running commentary :D



Not only was this a great experience, but the icing on the cake was the fact that Arsenal won while all the others lost or drew. We climbed up from 4th to 2nd that night :)


Eventually, they removed the ManUtd match and showed Arsenal match instead towards the end :D I ended up watching the same Arsenal match on two different stream channels. Oh man oh man :)


I decided to write about this post because watching an Arsenal match had indeed been a great experience this way. But unfortunately I won't be watching any more matches like this for the rest of this year as I am going home this weekend to home sweet home Mizoram.

Over there, first of all, the internet speed is not good enough to watch a live-streaming match. Secondly, I will be relying on whatever TV channels the service providers will be giving me. Thirdly, our next match against ManCity takes place this coming Tuesday at 1:30 in the morning. Now that may not be too late here in Pune, but in Mizoram that is an unGodly hour!

So yeah, hoping Arsenal can move to first position by the end of this year, and in case the last round of this current season is indecisive again, this is definitely the way I'm going to watch the matches!

So yeah, cheers everyone. :)


Ps. I mentioned I'm a Premier League fan not because I dislike other leagues. Of course La Liga, Serie A, Bundesliga etc are exciting as well, but as an Indian viewer, Premier League matches are broadcasted here in India at the perfect time - usually around 8 in the evening, whereas to follow the other leagues, most of their matches take place beyond midnight IST.