Ever experience that moment when you suddenly zonk out while remaining conscious? You’re just standing or sitting still, lost in your own world but at the same time not thinking about anything in particular, just staring at something and not hearing a thing that your friends are telling you?
It’s as if time suddenly came to a brute halt and everything is stuck in some kinda limbo or warp zone...
…only to be broken by her screaming, “Why the hell did you suddenly stop? Continue or get off me!”
Just kidding... :P
But yeah, sometimes when you’re in that inanimate mental state, it is really embarrassing when you suddenly snap out of your blackout only to realize you have been staring at some woman’s breast, and that poor uncomfortable woman is giving you the “You dirty pervert” looks.
And then you try to mentally communicate with her, “I swear I wasn’t staring at your… I mean my eyes might have been looking there, but I didn’t notice anything!!!” which only seems to make the situation worse.
But hey, at least that is better than snapping out to realize you have been staring at some dude’s crotch…
…and that guy grins at you and changes his seat to move right next to you…
:)
This zonking out can happen to you while you’re in the middle of anything, and you’ll forget what you were initially doing once you come out of your trance. I’m just sitting in office writing this post to update my blog and…
…I think I’ll order pizza. I’m kinda hungry, all of a sudden.
It’s as if time suddenly came to a brute halt and everything is stuck in some kinda limbo or warp zone...
…only to be broken by her screaming, “Why the hell did you suddenly stop? Continue or get off me!”
Just kidding... :P
But yeah, sometimes when you’re in that inanimate mental state, it is really embarrassing when you suddenly snap out of your blackout only to realize you have been staring at some woman’s breast, and that poor uncomfortable woman is giving you the “You dirty pervert” looks.
And then you try to mentally communicate with her, “I swear I wasn’t staring at your… I mean my eyes might have been looking there, but I didn’t notice anything!!!” which only seems to make the situation worse.
But hey, at least that is better than snapping out to realize you have been staring at some dude’s crotch…
…and that guy grins at you and changes his seat to move right next to you…
:)
This zonking out can happen to you while you’re in the middle of anything, and you’ll forget what you were initially doing once you come out of your trance. I’m just sitting in office writing this post to update my blog and…
…I think I’ll order pizza. I’m kinda hungry, all of a sudden.
