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Monday, August 17, 2009

Chp 258. New EPL season, fantastic start!

10 matches played in the first round of English Premier League 2009/2010 and last night’s thriller of Liverpool going down to Tottenham was considered as the biggest upset of opening week.

What crap.

Not that I am a fan of either Spurs or the Reds, but Spurs are a good team too, so Liverpool’s defeat cannot be an upset. I think Bolton losing to Sunderland or Villa losing to Wigan are far bigger upsets than Liverpool losing to Spurs. No offense to Sunderland or Wigan fans.

Manchester City, much hyped during the pre-season… turned out to over-hyped, if they are going to play the rest of their games like the way they played against Blackburn on Saturday. 95 million pounds (110 million euros, 157 million dollars) they spent on new players. Enough to feed a couple of third world countries.

With new ammunitions like former gunners Ade and Toure, Manure Tevez, Blackburn's Roque Santa Cruz and Villa’s Gareth Barry, not to forget Robinho and the others, it finally took Stephen Ireland, an “original” City player, to score one of the best goals of his career, deep into injury time, to give City a 2-0 win. For the other 90 minutes before that, City were barely hanging on to the 1-0 lead Ade presented them in the 3rd minute.

Chelsea too barely managed to come out victorious against Hull, thanks to Drogba’s twin strikes after going down first. 2-1 was the final scoreline.

Manure, still the number one team I detest the most even with Mister “fall guy” twinkle toes now gone for a ridiculous 80 mil pounds, ended with a 1-0 after 90+ minutes. Lucky wankers. Blistering Barnacles.

But with Ronaldo no longer playing for Manure, many of my Manure friends are happy. “Now all these people who have no passion for football will stop supporting Manure and move on to Real Madrid. Manure will now be once again be supported by true football fans,” they said. I must say I agree with them. And this is the first time I am agreeing with my Manure pals. But still, screw you guys

Meanwhile, Arsenal has been dubbed as “most likely to end up fourth” this season by the so called Football pundits due to the departure of Ade and Toure, and how the English Premier League no longer has “The Big Four” but now has “The Big Five” or even “The Big Six”. Well, remember some of the pundits said Arsenal may not even make it to the top 10 last season or the one before that, and we were leading the table most of the time, until we faltered towards the end?

I guess the pundits will soon be eating their words again. Arsenal was the only team who came out with a result of more than 2 goal difference victory in the first two days of the new EPL season. 6 freaking 1 was the final score. Arsenal completely disseminated Everton. It was a joke, the way The Toffees played.

Vermaelen, you rock! Wenger, great choice (as usual). The former Ajax player not only made his presence felt in the defense line, but scored an astonishing unmarked header. And I know old man Gallas screws up sometimes, but now that there is an additional fire power in the defense line, he sizzled. Everybody rocked. Wenger rocked. The 6 goals rocked. 4-3-2-1 formation rocked! Well done my gunners!

Here are the final scores of the first round of EPL 2009/2010 season. Arsenal is of course leading the pack with the way way superior goal difference, and believe me, this is how the table is going to look like for the rest of the season. Glory days are back, my fellow gunners.

Arsenal 6 – Everton 1

Man City 2 - Blackburn 0
Wigan 2 – Aston Villa 0
Stoke 2 – Burnley 0
West Ham 2 – Wolves 0

Chelsea 2 – Hull 1
Spurs 2 – Liverpool 1

Sunderland 1 – Bolton 0
Fulham 1 – Portsmouth 0
Manure 1 – Birmingham 0

Meanwhile, in local football news, I bought new studs on Friday and played my first football match in more than 8 years. Mizo youth settling in Mumbai versus Mizos settling in Navi Mumbai. It was a matter of prestige for us Mizos in Mumbai to win it for Mumbai. Mumbai meri jaan. Screw the Navi Mumbaiites.

But unfortunately… we lost. The final score was 3-2.

Blogger VaiVa was our goalkeeper initially, but when the ball bounced merely 1 feet high and ended up bouncing over him, we started having our doubts – is he the right person for the job? And then came the second goal. A ball that was rolling slowly towards him, went past him! Later he claimed that the ball changed directions 4 times before it went inside the goal.

Yes I know what you’re thinking. The guy who kicked that ball should definitely enter the Guinness Book of World Records for defying every postulate and theory on Physics ever written. It could be called a banana kick if the banana looked something like this!

Later, VaiVa said that in addition to the ball changing directions four times, the sun got in his eyes. Wow. The ball was rolling. And the sun got in his eyes. How short do you have to be, for the sun to get in your eyes when the ball is rolling? Errrr… no comments

3-0 down in the first half, I was ordered to be the goal keeper in the second half. Managed to save a couple of goals and our strikers scored 2 in the second half, but that wasn’t enough. Final score 3-2. Damn.

It was my first time travelling to Navi Mumbai and even though we lost, the bridge and other scenic beauty in Navi Mumbai definitely made it worthwhile travelling there.

[Pictures will be uploaded later today]

Looking forward to a volleyball or basketball match against them Navi Mumbaiites. We have to return the ass kicking session we faced, all thanks to our VaiVa, not that I am blaming you, or am I?

I’ll end this post with a few golden quotes by arseblog regarding the match between Arsenal and Everton:

  • A truly fantastic performance against a very good team. Don't let anyone tell you it just was down to Everton being bad. Everton were bad because we made them look bad.

  • And there was still time for more. Andrei Arshavin's toe-poke hit the post but master poacher Eduardo scored on his first Premier League appearance since having his leg shattered by that almighty cunt Martin Taylor.

  • And because we felt a little bit sorry for Everton and the 12 fans that remained in Goodison Park we let them score one. A clean sheet would have been nice but I'll concede every single week if we get 6 up the other end.

  • Scoring 6 at Goodison Park is no mean feat, it's a statement of intent for the season ahead and I'm absolutely delighted. It's brilliant preparation for the big game on Tuesday too.

  • I could go around the other news this morning but what's the point? Is anybody interested in anything Cashmaneul Moneybayor says about Cesc? No they are not because he is a big stupid cunt who is about as interesting as watching toe-nails grow.



irene said...

EPL chu kei poh ka en..i blog update ka lo nghak a. Please post the pic soon..


Mizohican said...

Pics will be uploaded soon as soon as I get them from VaiVa or the camera woman who just wouldn't stop smiling :-)

VaiVa said...

Het saala! Liverpool will surely rise up and end the season lifting the EPL title and this time I swear, no more drawn matches. Lose some and won the rest, the EPL TITLE! is ours!!!

Fellow bloggers, you all know Sandman is one of a kind when it comes to the domain of 'a pen is mightier than a sword'! Let me narrates this way...

A great fan of Arsenal, when told about the match, promptly nod and started narrating his days at grounds and how the crowd gave standing ovation when he converted a low cross from the wing by back volleying right into the left corner, just above an inch high from the reach of diving keeper! "Wow" I exclaimed,"We won".

The day came, he actually bought the new stud! The match started, he's still outside the line playing volleyball wearing genuine Arsenal jersey with the ladies ! Smashing the volleyball and sporting his trademark smile whenever he's nearby a shrill voice. :P

We're down by 2 goals and I looked around, he no longer play volleyball. Where is he? OMG! He was doing warming up and stretching behind the Taj girls. ('thought that he foresaw the fatique and jammed thigh after the match, so he might need therapist as well :D)

Goal a rawn veng ve a, a rawn chhuah zui nghal. Si thum kan phurh hnu ah ka han tang vak a, si hnih kan rul! Chuan kan chak ta lo a nih kha! Khati khawpa diak berh leh tutling kara khelah khan Sandman a hi a a khup chung lam a berh ve miah lo :P

Mizohican said...


FYI, I was playing volleyball initially as a way of warming up for the football match.

And no, it wasn't me who let in the third goal. I forgot the guy's name, the dude who substituted you after you let in that second easy goal. He was there as our goalie for a short while, and then I took over after the other team scored their third goal. No balls went past me once I took over. Bwahahaha. In your face! :P

Anonymous said...

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Mizohican said...

Replied, sis :-) Looking forward to those Arsenal goodies again.


Awzzman said...

Go Arsenal go...! tuntum chu a tir tangin NFC manager ka khel ve thei don ta..hehe..nuam ve mai2 chiang!

EPL tan zan khan,hostel ah Tv om si lo,internet tangin Live update kan lo thlir ve top..hehe

vana said...

A tir an tan tha e. Naupangho chu an phur ngei mai. An phr a reh anga, .... Orkut i tawlh chuan ka scrap kha min lo chhang.

vana said...

Epl a kum 4 a zawna champion an la awmlo, Uniteh hi a ti thei chu an nih hmel e

Anonymous said...

Shown below are the EPL Fixtures for Season 2009-2010 along with the links to the EPL Matches Highlights (SEASON 2009-10). I would be placing the links to the EPL 2009/10 Matches Highlights as soon as they are available.

Pixie said...

Football post.
So, this is just to tell you that I read that as well!


David Ralte said...

Arsenal an chak tak viau khan ka rawn hrechhuak che, Arsenal fan ka hriat chhun i nih vang a niang :D haha

Mahse hei hi rin aiin i post har!!! a zan a zan khan i post nghal ka lo ring a... :)

Mizohican said...

@ Pixie: lolzzz. Thats so cute, coming and commenting on a football topic post :D Thanxxx and hugzzz.

@ Hemanth: Nice... Checked out your link and it looked quite promising. The real question is whether you'll be able to maintain it regularly or not...

@ Awzzman: Kan office ah pawh an khel... hehe... ka peih ve lo kei chu. Nuam eeee Arsenal tran hi. lolz.

@ Vana: Yes bro ka hmu e, i orkut scrap kha chu. Mahse ka login tawh ngailova orkut ah hian. Ka u chu London a awm a nilo :-( Sorry. Manure te chu phakarity hmang vang mai mai a lawm le an cham ziah.

@ David Ralte: lolzzzzz FYI, mizo onliners zingah hian Arsenal tran an tam ber tih lo hre rawh. Zo bloggers tlangpui chuan Gunners vek kan tran. hehehehe.

Nia, ka post har na chhan chu Sunday match a zawh kha ka nghak bawka...

Hriatpuia Pa said...

Congrats, hotupa! Kha inkhel a zawh chiah khan ka rawn hrechhuak che a. Everton-te ang Goodison Park-a 6-1 a hneh chu a ropui a; management lama an buai lai ni lo phei se chuan a ropui lehzual ngawt ang :D

Season hmasa pawh khan Spurs hian White Hart Lane-ah Liverpool hi an hneh tawh. Liverpool-in season tluana an hneh loh club pahnih zinga pakhat kha an ni ve a, an inla tha lehzual nen, chak an phu ve tho mai. Champion tum Liverpool chuan point 3 hmuh theihnaah point khatmah an han hmu lo phawt chu a nia!!

Sekibuhchhuak said...

Arsenal an chet that deuh chuan kan hrechhuak sup sup mai che a lawm! Damlailusun-pa :-D

Tun hnaia,A.Wenger an kawmna kha ka chhiar a alo ril ruih ruih khawp mai.

Engpawhnise, EPL in khel ropui lutuk leh Vaiva (hehe) te nen a, goal in in chhuah chhawk chanchin in in chhunzawm hi chu...Hlimawm dandai e ! (haha)

Tak takin in inkhel chu ka enchak hle mai :-) Vaivai in comment-na a sawi khia dik ka ring. Inkhelh hmain nula lam i melh nasa lutuk a, i malpui vel a zawi hman deuh ani lo maw (haha)

Blind Dayze said...

He heee looks like you guys had a fun time out there.. but the pictorial to describe the banananana kick too much LMAO!!...

Unknown said...

verpool an chak dawn alawm :D

Mos-a said...

i should come up with a football related blogpost mahself soon :D
btw uh.. if Vaiva is a Pool supporter i dont think we can accomodate him at eh. too many rival supporters already :D or maybe on the other hand we'l have 2 rival fans to bash.

oye btw tonight Ten Sports Celtic vs Arsenal CL qual. live OMG OMG!

and yes you;ve always been good with ball juggling. muhahaa. muaaaaaaha..muaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaha.

Dingachinzah said...

It's gonna be the year of the arsenal. The armoury is getting tighter and shooting extremely powerful.

faka said...

Zanin kha Arsenal-in Celtic an sawp em ni kha? 'Kaisara lo chu lal dang kan nei lo...' tih ang deuh khan Arsenal lo chu hriat pawh kan nei fumfe lo a ni si a ti raw hotupa:) Way to go... all the best!

wonderboy said...

Part 2 chhunzawmna i rawn ziak dawn emaw tih lai a ar-te-ngal tih mai2 i rawn ziak daih a! Chuan Vaiva thil sawi khi ka awih zawk tlat mai! haha :twisted:

khitiang a inkhelh mai te khi a tha a nia, video ten la thei ula, a hnu ah a hlu teh mai a nia. Ka pet threlh lai ka la entir dawn che nia, fel deuh a i awm chuan! (an la slow-mo zui) Haha

Mizohican said...

@ Zaia: Hotupa, dik chiah, Goodison park a 6-1 a chak chu thil ho mai mai a nilo. Nizan khan Arsenal chuan 2-1 in Celtics an hneh leh bawk Champions Leahue qualify nan. Nuam eeeeeeeeeeeeeee! :D

@ Seki: lolzzzzz eng anga rei nge damlai lusun lam i rawn sawi dawn awwwww big boss? :-) Nia a nuam a ni Arsenal an han chak chiah hi chu... hu hu! Chuan VaiVa sawi khi dawt vek. Period.

@ Blind Dayze: lolzzzz yeah. Thats an amazing and incredible banana kick! Only VaiVa can come up with something like that :D

@ Chhangte_II: haha. Teuhhhh lo :-)

Mizohican said...

@ Mos-a: Exactly my thoughts too. Will we hit off well with him? But them, we can make him and his Liverpool a joke too just like how we are doing with Chham and his Spurs. hehehehe.

@ Dinga Chinzah: Yuppppp indeed! This is our year. The Year of the Gunners! Wooooohooooooooo!

@ Faka: Arsenal in sawp chiang eeee Celtics mai mai te chu. Ka en lova. Amos-an mi rawn update renga, program dang ka neih avangin.

@ Wonderboy: hehehehe... football khelh i thiamlo lutuk a, pet pawh i pet threlh theilo an ti :D Chuan VaiVa awih ho kha chu mi mawl an ni :-)

Mariuca said...

Hiya Sandman! B is also happy the EPL is back and tonight is another football night for him, so no TV for me while he's conquering it he he! Happy weekend to you. :)

Mami02 said...

Thanks. I comment k hmue.

Mizohican said...

@ Marzie: yayyy for B! :-) Am so excited Arsenal's playing excellent so far. 6-1 and 4-1 victories in the EPL and a 2-0 victory in the Champions League qualifying.

@ Mami02: lolzzzz kum 3 hnu ah ka comment i reply a ni maw? :D

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