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Thursday, September 19, 2024

Chp 904. Konkan Trip

So, it’s that time of the year again… Our annual office trip—yayyy!

For those who don’t know, I work from my farm in Neihbawih for this really cool company called Ronin Labs. One of the perks of being part of this awesome team (besides working on exciting VR and AI projects) is our yearly company getaway. Last year, we packed our bags and headed off to the sun-soaked beaches of Goa for four days of pure, unadulterated awesomeness. 

And, as I mentioned in that post [Neihbawih to Goa - office trip], it was an absolute riot! 

We did everything from gorging on the best beach burgers known to mankind to “who can drink the most Feni” challenges—cheered on by hot Russian tourists, of course—plus those unforgettable late-night shenanigans that I may or may not fully recall. Goa had the perfect blend of chaos, sunburn, and non-stop fun.

But this year, the Ronin Labs management wanted to shake things up for a change. They decided our 2024 annual office trip would be held at... drum roll, pleaseKonkan beach! Woohooooo!

Now, some of you might be thinking, "Konkan what?" because let’s face it, it’s not exactly a popular destination like Goa or Pondi. But that’s the thing—Konkan beaches have this hidden gem vibe, and that’s what makes them special.

Imagine pristine, untouched stretches of sand without the usual crowd of tourists. Palm trees swaying in the breeze, crystal-clear waters where even the fish judge you for your swimming form, and the kind of peaceful solitude that makes you wonder why it’s not more popular.

Oh, and the food… Don’t even get me started on the seafood. Konkan is a seafood lover's paradise. If you haven’t had fresh prawns while lounging on a nearly empty beach, have you really lived?

Here are some of the pros and cons of Konkan beaches, compared to other popular beach destinations in India.

PROS

  • Complete privacy, so you pretty much own the beach.
  • Hardly any tourists, hence no fighting for a spot to lounge.
  • Raw and almost untouched—practically virgin territory.
  • Nature at its best, with no over-commercialisation in sight.

CONS

  • Far from civilisation, so bring your own stock of booze and smokes.
  • You’re stuck with your resort chef’s menu, no other outlets nearby.
  • Medical emergency? You're not gonna have a great time.
  • Forget about nightlife club beach parties like untz untz untz with a firang crowd; it’s more about just you and your group's private party.

I was sold immediately.

Once again, I booked my flight tickets, left my farm at Neihbawih and prepared for the usual chaos that comes with travelling from Aizawlthe dreaded long layover at Kolkata Airport, where I had to kill time devouring overpriced sandwiches and beer, and landing at Pune way past midnight. 

By the time I landed, I was ready to collapse into a heap of exhaustion. But no time for that! The next morning, at 7 AM, we all gathered at the office, bags packed and eyes still heavy with sleep. I greeted everyone warmly, including the new people I hadn't met before.

Everyone was buzzing with excitement as we loaded into different vehicles, ready to hit the road toward Konkan. And yeah, we definitely made sure to pack enough snacks, cigarettes, and, of course, our own booze stash.

I was in Abhilash's car and couldn't resist making a couple of videos using InShot—check them out below. The challenge was squeezing all the fun into 30 seconds just so I could share it on my WhatsApp status, which was a real pain (and then WhatsApp extended the status limit to 1 minute a month later, arrrgh, lolz).

(By the way, if you are reading this blog from a mobile browser, then blogger platform is not optimised to display YouTube shorts in full screen properly, sometimes it does it correctly, sometimes it doesn't, so you'll have to click the expand [square] button above at the bottom right corner. I know, blogging is dying, nobody is bothered to fix such technical issues today.)

We made a quick pit stop on the way for a simple breakfast—nothing fancy, just some chai, poha, idli, vada, and the eternal question of why vada pav tastes so much better when you're on the road.

We continued our journey after that pit stop, but once we hit the Western Ghats, all our phones had no signal for at least an hour. So, if you’re planning this trip, keep that in mind—no network means you can't check where the others are.

To add some excitement, our boy Abhishek skidded on his bike and went crashing on the road! 

This is why travelling in groups across places with no network coverage is super important. We rushed over, helped him up, and asked if he wanted to head back or visit a hospital. Clutching his horribly shattered bones and bloodied ligaments, he exclaimed, "Nooo, I want to partaayyy!"  Just kidding, he only had a couple of bruises, and after a few minutes, we were back on the road, keeping a close eye on him from behind.

Finally, as we emerged from the Ghats, our phones started lighting up with notifications again, and one by one, everyone popped back up on the shared map. Someone suggested we stop at a nearby dhaba for chai and wait for the others to catch up, but I was starting to feel like I needed to go for number 2 soon, especially with about 2 hours of road still ahead. :D And so, our car continued towards our destination, leaving the others behind us.

We weren't ahead for long though, as Sumeet and Amit on their respective Ninjas overtook us easily. 

Finally, we were nearing our destination. Just look at this stunning video I took—one moment we were driving through tall, swaying palm trees, and then bam! The beach suddenly appeared before us, and it was absolutely breathtaking!

Our resort, White Sand Beach Resort, had been fully booked just for us, thanks to Sumeet, Manasi, and Amit. The place was perfect! There were around 6-7 rooms on a twin-sharing basis, and 3-4 spacious duplexes which could accommodate up to 4 people. In the middle was a gorgeous, expansive lawn with the softest grass, flanked by rows of perfectly symmetrical palm trees that gave it an almost postcard-perfect vibe.

Amit and I bunked together and I rushed into the toilet immediately, giving it my blessings. :D :P

We cracked open a couple of chilled beers while waiting for the rest of the crew to show up. It was scorching under the sun, but sitting in the shade with a cold beer in hand and the cool sea breeze hitting our faces—now that was pure bliss.

Once everyone arrived, the resort had lunch ready for us, and I dove right in like there was no tomorrow.

We had chapati, paratha, pulao, dal, veg curry, alu curry, chicken curry, this curry, that curry, everywhere curry! And every bite was absolutely delicious, resulting in me overeating, lolz.

I wrapped up my grand feast with a chilled Kokum drink. Kokum is a fruit (or is it a veggie?) that grows primarily in the Western Ghats, which is why it's quite popular in the region. It has this wonderfully refreshing and cooling effect when you drink it. As the saying goes, when in Konkan, drink Kokum! :P

After that, we rested a bit, before proceeding to the beach. Check out this video, yo!

Amazing right? (don't forget to click the expand button if you're on a mobile browser)

I captured the video above just before sunset, but we actually made our way to the beach right after lunch. It was absolutely majestic. The vast expanse of glittering white sands stretched out before us, almost empty except for our group, meeting the gentle embrace of the low tide waves as they softly lapped at the shore. It was like stepping into a dream.

Once we had soaked in all the beauty of the beach, it was time for the first activity—an exciting sand sculpting tutorial by Aaditya. Not only is Aaditya a maestro in digital art, but he's also a skilled sculptor in his free time. So naturally, we listened closely to his instructions, eager to create something amazing out of sand.

After his tutorial, it was our turn to craft our own sand sculptures, following his advice. It was hilarious and fun watching everyone come up with different shapes. Some got really creative with their designs, while others… well, let’s just say they made abstract art.

And here’s my masterpiece. I call it "Mother".

It symbolizes the raw, pure love of a mother for her child. In this narrative, you see an evil man attempting to kidnap her daughter, and in a fierce battle, the mother manages to save her child by stabbing the villain. But, in a tragic twist, she sacrifices her own life in the process. So deep, right? It’s an emotional reflection of the eternal bond between parent and child—bold yet fragile, dramatic yet tender, truly an expression of the human condition.

Well, that’s what I said it was about. In reality, I was actually trying to sculpt a hot babe, but HR suddenly appeared and stood right beside me, looking at what I was making with suspicion, so I had to quickly pivot and come up with this deep artistic interpretation. Better than getting summoned for a POSH session, right? :D :P

After the sculpting session, we made our way back to the resort for some light snacks, which included a variety of crispy bhaji fries—perfect fuel for the next round of activities.

Once we were all fueled up, it was time to hit the beach again for some team-based fun. We split into different groups and faced off in a series of hilarious challenges. One of them was when we were all seated in a single line, blindfolded, and had to pass a mug of water backwards to the person behind us. The goal? Fill up a bucket as fast as possible without spilling too much. Spoiler alert: it’s way easier said than done, and most of us ended up thoroughly soaked.

Soon, it was time to bid farewell to the sun. We stood in awe, watching as the fiery golden rays stretched across the vast blue ocean, painting the sky in hues of red and orange.

Once darkness settled in, we headed back to our rooms for a quick shower and to freshen up for the night’s festivities.

And now, the real stars of the evening, thadaaa....

We had a blast sipping on different drinks and chatting about everything under the sun (or rather, under the moon), while the DJs played some seriously kickass beats. Three of our colleagues took turns at the portable DJ table, each armed with their own playlist, offering everything from pop, house, trance, and techno, to Bollywood bangers.

It was an unforgettable night, though the irony is, most of us probably won’t remember much of it, lolz! Some of the guys took back the bottles to their rooms as the party had ended.

I hardly remembered when I went to sleep.


DAY 2.

I woke up the next morning with a slight hangover, 

But it seemed like I wasn’t the only one who managed to get up early—some of my colleagues were already out capturing stunning photos of the sunrise.

I was really pumped for the day ahead because I had volunteered to tag along with Manasi, Purval and Sunny on a trip to the local fish market.

As I mentioned earlier, we didn’t have the luxury of choosing different restaurants. We were entirely dependent on what the resort served us. While their food was delicious, it was mostly the usual veggies and chicken dishes. If we wanted something a bit more exotic, like mutton, pork, or seafood, we had to bring it in ourselves.

And since Konkan is known for its amazing fish markets, we decided to go seafood shopping in the morning, which was something I really wanted to experience firsthand.

Check out my video below!

My Maharashtrian friends were struggling a bit while purchasing the different fishes and prawns, and it was then that I learnt the local folks spoke Konkani, which is a bit different from Marathi. But even though I didn't speak either Marathi or Konkani, they understood the universal language of me asking them if I could pose for a photo with their fish. :D

We returned to our resort by around 10'ish, but not before making a quick stop at this breathtaking viewpoint along the way. The view from the cliff was absolutely stunning—stretching out over the endless ocean, with waves crashing against the rocks below. 

The road itself curved around the cliffside like something straight out of a foreign movie, the kind where you half expect a convertible to zoom by with a couple in sunglasses, wind in their hair. It had that perfect romantic vibe, the kind that makes you want to just stand there and soak in the scenery for hours.

We took a few photos, trying to capture the beauty of the moment (though no photo ever truly does justice to views like these). It was the kind of place where you could easily lose track of time.

After taking in the stunning sights, we finally made our way back to the resort. As soon as we arrived, we handed over all the seafood to the chefs, asking them to prepare the surmai for lunch, while the pomfret, bangda, bombil and prawns were reserved for the night’s partayyy.

I relaxed a bit and soon enough, it was time to eat, and the chefs had worked their magic. The surmai we’d bought that morning were transformed into a mouthwatering dish that lived up to all expectations.

After lunch, we geared up for our next activity—more beach fun, but this time we all had to wear our official Ronin Labs T-shirts, which gave the whole event that "team-building meets beach day" vibe.

We split into teams and kicked off with a series of fun, light-hearted activities. There were games like spinning around a stick 10 times and then doing a dizzy relay race, a hopping-on-one-leg contest, and even a T-shirt relay where you had to pass a shirt down the line after wearing it as fast as possible. 

It was the kind of stuff that was incredibly fun in a group, yet not too physically intense—because let's be real, most of us aren’t exactly in peak fitness. cough cough.

Sumeet captured this cute series of photos of me and Tithi. I think she was telling me about pirates and dolphins at that moment.

As we ended the evening beach events, we made our way back to the resort for some well-deserved snacks. While the evening chill set in, most of the guys wasted no time diving into the pool, where they played all sorts of impromptu games—ranging from water polo to seeing who could hold their breath the longest. The laughter and splashing echoed through the resort, and for a moment, it felt like we were kids again, without a care in the world.

Later that night, it was time for the official party event. I proudly rocked a lungi that I borrowed from Purval, and I have to say, I think I pulled it off pretty well. 

Lungi boys in da houseeee! :D All the Rajini fans - Thalaivar! Don't miss the chance - Thalaivar!

This time, the party was held in the resort’s cosy conference room, which we had transformed into our own little party haven. Drinks flowed generously, and the chefs outdid themselves with delicious starters from our morning's seafood shopping spree. The music was blasting, and we danced like there was no tomorrow—well, at least until our legs gave out.

Once again, I can't quite recall whether I had dinner or not, but I remember munching on the fried prawns, mackerel and pomfret. Seriously, they were dillu!

I also vaguely remember going down to the beach with the guys after midnight where we continued our revelry. The moonlit beach, the sound of the waves, and a group of slightly inebriated friends—it was the perfect recipe for more memories, as we laughed, talked, and carried our revelry into the early hours.


DAY 3.

By the third day, most of us were tired, lolz. 

And then I discovered something terrible—I was badly sunburnt! Yeah, all those activities under the hot beach sun for two straight days without any sunscreen definitely came with a heavy price to pay. I was even afraid to step out of my own room!

Thankfully, the beach events were done, and all the remaining activities were set to take place on the resort's lush green lawn under the shade of the palm trees. I kicked off the day with a hearty breakfast of puri bhaji, upma, and bread omelette, washed down with at least five glasses of fresh lemonade to revive myself.

The guys spent the morning lounging on the lawn, beers in hand, just soaking up the relaxation.

Soon, it was lunchtime, and I happily dove into the usual spread—flaky parathas, fragrant pulao, and a hearty serving of chicken gravy that hit just the right spot. The paneer butter masala was rich and creamy, the kind that makes you want to go back for seconds (or thirds). 

Sure, I was definitely overeating again, but who cares? I was heading back to my farm at Neihbawih soon, where indulging in such delicacies is practically impossible!

After lunch, our talented Art Director, Abhilash, held a portrait drawing session, using Purval as our very willing and ahem dashing model.

We all did our best to capture his likeness, though some of our attempts were more Picasso than Rembrandt, if you catch my drift. :D 

Still, it was great fun, and it made us appreciate the artistic process even more.

Later in the evening, it was time for more games! We split into teams again for the last time and competed in hilarious activities like racing while only stepping on newspapers, running while attached to balloons, and carrying a teammate on a towel while they tried to arrange balls. It was chaotic, messy, and an absolute blast.

As the sun began to set, we wrapped up the games and prepped for the grand finale—the prize distribution ceremony. After freshening up, we all gathered on the lawn at 7 PM for the awards.

The first part was awarding the winning teams from the 3 days' events.

But the real highlight was the special office awards. 

There were categories like "Most Punctual", "Best Multitasker", "Most Artistic", "Best Hacker", and so on. And guess what? Yours truly won the "Most Creative Person in Office" award! Yayyyyy!

We wrapped up the ceremony in true Ronin Labs style—with drinks, music, and one last night of partying that I’m pretty sure none of us will fully remember.


DAY 4.

The next morning, we woke up to the bittersweet feeling of knowing it was our last day at the resort. We gathered for one final breakfast—simple but comforting with bread butter eggs, and some fresh ice tea. 

As we sat there enjoying the food, reminiscing about the fun we had, it was hard to believe the trip was coming to an end. After breakfast, we packed up, said our goodbyes to the beautiful place, and began our journey back to Pune.

I even took a selfie with a very cute calf during our pit stop.

But just when we thought the excitement was over, our boy Abhishek had another mishap! This time, it wasn’t just a minor fall—he met with an accident that resulted in a fracture. We had to make an emergency stop at a hospital to get him treated. Thankfully, it wasn’t too serious, and Abhishek was still shouting, "Woohooo what a partayyy!"

Eventually, I reached Pune and headed straight to my friends Teresa and Nitin's place, where I packed my bags and prepared for my flight back to Neihbawih. It was all going smoothly until I arrived at the airport and noticed everybody staring at me!

Confused, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and realised my sunburnt skin was literally peeling off my face! I looked like a snake shedding its skin—yikes!

Once I landed at Kolkata airport, I bought a hat to hide the damage on my very large forehead, while trying to do various poses with my cap as well, lolz. House Stark FTW!

Finally, after a long day of travel, I made it back to Mizoram and my peaceful farm at Neihbawih. 

All in all, it was an unforgettable trip filled with fun, laughter, a few mishaps, and plenty of memories. Huge thanks to Sumeet, Manasi, Amit, Purval, Aishwarya and the entire team at Ronin Labs for arranging such an amazing getaway and ensuring everything went smoothly. From the beach adventures to the night parties, it was a well-deserved break, and I’m already looking forward to next year’s adventure (minus the sunburn, hopefully!).

Cheers!


Tuesday, September 17, 2024

Chp 903. RIP Saddam

I’ve been blogging for almost 20 years now, and every now and then, it hits me just how much time has passed. 

But nothing drove that reality home more than when Shweta messaged me that Saddam, our beloved beagle, had been put down, at the ripe age of 12. 

I remember writing about the day we welcomed him into our lives (Hello Saddam), just a tiny ball of energy. 

Even though I exited from his life a couple of years later because I relocated to Pune, I could never forget the time I spent with him, the number of times he begged to be on my bed wagging his cute and stubby tail, snuggled next to me as I slept while he snored like a mini-thunderstorm, and being the best "good boy" when it comes to waiting for the command to eat his treat even though it was placed right in front of him.

Here are some of his photos I could find on my hard disk.

He came into our lives during our super busy and hectic incubator and start-up days, so Saddam spent a lot of his time in the office with us.

With Siddharth travelling to different cities and countries meeting different VCs and Angel Investors most of the time, Saddam spent most of the nights with me.

Snuggy bear.

Waking up to this every morning was pure bliss.

When I suddenly had to travel back to Mizoram because my dad was in the hospital, I quickly packed my things. And then I turned around... guess who was inside my suitcase, as if to say, "Take me along toooo puleeeze!"

This is how we spent the 31st night, December 2013, together.

When I moved into the bigger bedroom of our 3BHK apartment because one of our flatmates had left, Saddam was excited about getting a bigger bed.

Every time I left my seat in front of my computer to get something, Saddam would immediately occupy my seat, lolz.

His favourite sleeping position.

Awwee. Love how he fits perfectly. Must be so cosy.

And here are some photos of Saddam with our other pets.

Gaddafi and him were like brothers.

Looking at some Bollywood celebs loitering around beneath our apartment. :D

Friday night movie time with the fam.

Pillow fight, lolz.

Cuties.

Saddam with our two new Persians, litters of Sumeet's cats.

He didn't mind them at all, the sweet angel that he was.

Saddam with some of my friends.

Little did Saddam know that the person he was playing tug with below would later become an MLA in Mizoram and probably the future CM? :)

And finally, some of my photos with Saddam.

A very comforting sleep indeed.

I used to spend a lot of time trying to figure out what Saddam was so interested in looking at outside our window.

I ended up sleeping like him too :P

Diwali was the most difficult time for us as Saddam was scared of the noises. And so I used to make him listen to soft music on headphones while hugging him tightly, until the rockets and crackers outside stopped.

And sometimes he would just stare at the ants crawling on the floor so I joined him too. It was exciting. :P

And so, these are the photos I managed to find.

I don't have his later photos because, as I mentioned, I relocated to Pune a few years later. I only saw Saddam again last year when I went to pay my respects at Siddharth's memorial service.

Siddharth and Shweta continued looking after Saddam after I left Mumbai, and he loved his farm visits, like this one time we spent the weekend at Almitra Villa. That farm visit was when Sid initially thought about purchasing his own farm and living there.

But age was catching up with Saddam. He was eventually half blind, his bones were giving way, and his body was slowly failing him from the inside, with the occasional seizures. It’s surreal to think that the same Saddam who ran around the house like a maniac back then, playing with mops and chewing on everything in sight, had grown old and fragile.

It truly puts life into perspective, witnessing an entire life come and go while I’ve been here, sharing my thoughts and stories on this blog. 

Flipping through some of my old posts stirs up a mix of emotions-  nostalgia, laughter, and a bit of sadness. I can’t help but smile at memories like the time I accidentally ate Saddam's food and the way he glared at me the next day, as if he knew exactly what I'd done.

And with Sid leaving us last year (Fare thee well Siddharth Rao), there’s some comfort in knowing that Saddam won’t be alone on the other side. I like to think that Sid is waiting for him across the rainbow, ready to give him the warmest welcome with the tightest hug. The thought of them being reunited, two old friends meeting again, truly warms my heart and brings some comfort amidst the sadness.

So here is to Saddam. Cheers. It’s strange how a little bundle of fur can leave such a massive imprint on your heart. I’ll always be grateful for the joy he brought into our lives. 

Farewell, Saddam. You were more than just a pet, you were family. And even though Shweta's farmhouse may now feel a little emptier, I am sure your memory will always fill her with warmth. Love and hugs to dear Shwetz as well. Give our warmest regards to Sid. Good boy!

Saturday, September 14, 2024

Chp 902. My LASIK Post-Op Journey

Of Dark Glasses, Eyedrops, and...Spreadsheets?

Welcome back! If you’ve been following along, you probably saw my previous post where I detailed my LASIK surgery adventure at Eye Care Hospital in Aizawl. If you haven’t, I hope you read that first.

Today, I’m diving into what happened after the surgery, the healing process, the little annoyances, and yes, my new hourly relationship with eyedrops.

Post-Op: The Reality Check

So, let me start by saying this - your eyesight doesn’t magically become 20/20 the moment you roll out of the operation room. 

Nah, it takes time to heal, so don’t freak out if you wake up the next day unable to read your WhatsApp messages or even tell who’s calling you from the blurry display on your phone. I legit thought my surgery failed the first time I opened my eyes the next morning. But hey, totally norms! Your cornea is healing, so no need to hit the panic button.

Now, for me, the changes weren’t exactly mind-blowing. Why? Well, in case you missed my epic memoir on wearing spectacles and contact lenses, I’ve been wearing contacts regularly for years, so I was already used to clear vision without glasses. 

It wasn’t like I was seeing the world through a whole new set of eyes. It was more like, “Oh cool, I don’t have to shove my lenses into my eyeballs anymore.”

The Dark Glasses: Enter Rockstar Mode

After LASIK, one of the must-follow rules is to wear dark glasses all the time. Yes, even indoors. And let me tell you, nothing screams "rockstar" like wearing shades while taking a dump. I’m not kidding. I felt like a mix between Stevie Wonder and Bono... but, you know, just in my bathroom.

I even caught myself once doing that classic Rajni Kant move while wearing them. :P

But hey, they’re important! The dark glasses help protect your healing eyes from any bright lights or sneaky finger pokes, so you get used to it pretty fast. Plus, it's a good way to admire all the pretty ladies passing by without any fear, especially if you're an introvert like me. :)

The Eyedrop Marathon: My New Life

Now let’s talk about the real star of this post-op experience - the eyedrops. And wow, were there a lot of them. I had an entire pharmacy in my pocket! Every hour, every two hours, every four hours, there’s always something to drop into your eyes. Here's the lowdown on my daily liquid diet:

  • Moxifloxacin (once every hour): This is an antibiotic that helps prevent infections. It’s like the bodyguard of your eyes post-surgery, keeping all the bad guys out.

  • Systane Ultra (once every hour): This is a lubricant eye drop to keep your eyes moist. It’s basically a mini spa treatment for your eyeballs.

  • Fluorometholone (once every two hours): This is a steroid that reduces inflammation. Think of it as the bouncer kicking out any swelling that might show up uninvited.

  • Carboxymethylcellulose (four times a day): Another lubricant to stop your eyes from drying out. Double spa treatment!

  • Nepafenac (once a day): This one’s an anti-inflammatory drop. It’s a bit like popping an ibuprofen, but for your eyes.

  • Retoplex Capsule (once a day): Not a drop, but a capsule that’s supposed to help speed up healing.

So yeah, keeping track of all these drops is like juggling a bunch of important life events every hour. You can’t miss one, or your eyes will be very unhappy!

Gamifying the Eyedrop Routine: Excel Sheets to the Rescue!

Now, as a gamer, I couldn’t help but gamify this whole process. 

Instead of randomly dropping things into my eyes while following the prescription and hoping for the best, I decided to spread out my drops on an Excel sheet to create the perfect schedule. 

I had everything organised, keeping optimum gaps between each dose, all nicely planned out with some variety in between. Yes, I actually treated my eye care like a strategy game. 

Here’s a screenshot of the spreadsheet I made. 

I guess I even levelled up in eye care, lolz.

The App That Saved Me from Madness

Being the tech guy that I am, I thought, "Why not build a simple app to alert me when it’s time to take each drop?" I started planning it out, and then during my research, I stumbled upon this nifty app on Google Play called EyeDropAlarm by someone named Kayur Shah MD. And guess what? It did exactly what I needed.

Yeah, why build a new one when there's already a good one available for free?

In this app, you can easily enter the name of each eyedrop (it even has a list of popular ones already built-in), set the frequency based on my Excel schedule, and boom! a simple alarm system that reminds me when it’s time to drop each eyedrop. 

Here’s a screenshot of my schedule using the app. 

It’s like having a personal assistant for my eyes, and I really do recommend you install the app too once you undergo this surgery. Don't thank me, thank Dr. Kayur Shah MD.

Time Feels Slow... Until It Doesn’t

With all these alarms going off, let me tell you, time seemed to crawl at first. Every hour or half an hour, my phone would go ting, and I’d go, “Oh great, it’s eye drop o’clock again.” 

But then something weird happened. Once I got back to work two weeks later, I found myself being more productive. These mini-alarms were like little reminders to take short breaks, stretch, or shift focus, so I wasn’t stuck in front of the screen for hours without moving. 

I found myself working on a project for 4 tings, playing a quick game of AoE IV for 3 tings, going for a short walk across my farm for 1 ting, having lunch while watching the latest LoTR:RoP episode for 2 tings, and then back to the next pitch proposal for 5 tings. Suddenly, my day had a structure, and I was getting more shit done.

The Bottom Line

LASIK recovery might sound like a hassle with all the drops and glasses, but trust me, it’s all worth it. The weirdest thing about the whole experience is realising how much you’ve relied on specs or contacts your whole life, and then one day... poof, you don’t need them anymore. It’s liberating!

The best part for me is waking up after a good night's sleep in the morning to a clear vision, something that my lenses could never offer.

So, that’s my post-op story. I hope it gives you some insights, and maybe even a little inspiration if you’re thinking about going under the laser yourself. I’ll keep you updated on how my vision continues to improve, but so far, I’m loving this new chapter in life, one without fogged-up glasses or poking myself in the eye with contacts.

Until next time, cheers, and happy eye drops!