Wife ran home crying,
with her skirt torn and face all bloody!
I jumped up in shock
still a bit tipsy from a glass of toddy.
I held her close;
she blurted out, “Our Landlord raped me!”
Out I ran to him
and into his heart my knife plunged deeply.
Satisfied, I ran back,
to find my honey sitting on the stool.
I tried to console her
when suddenly she screamed out: April Fool!
Happy April Fool’s Day everyone!!!
Am off to Goa tomorrow for the exclusive and most prestigious Goa Fest 2009!
An all-expense-paid trip to Goa – Four nights of reveling and partying and rubbing shoulders with (creative) professionals from reputed marketing, advertising, media, research and PR fraternities including big shot Ad-Gurus and head honchos of Indian & foreign agencies amidst the exotic Goan beaches and unlimited feni!
See you all on Monday, peeps! Woohoooooo!